COOKING INSTANT NOODLES 101 /

Step 1: Grab a pot and totally overfill it with water.
Step 2: Put the lid on and set it on the stove then turn on that little knob thingy which makes the fire go on.
Step 3: Walk around aimlessly/ stare at the pot while waiting for the water to boilStep 4: Run to the pack of noodles and hurriedly tear them open 'cos the water's boiling alrdy.
Step 5: Pour all the noodles and seasoning/oil/random packets of powder/chemicals that cause cancer into the pot
Step 6: Stare at it in amazement while at the same time trying to poke the noodle to stay in the pot 'cos its overflowing
Step 7: Continue staring at it in amazement as the thing overspills time and time again, causing the fire to go out.
Step 8: Finally decide to grab a bowl because the thing has been overspilling too many times and you're wishing your parents aren't coming back anytime soon 'cos the whole kitchen is in a mess and smells of gas
Step 9: Pour the noodles into the bowl only to realise that the bowl's too small
Step 10: Smack yourself on the head repeatedly asking yourself why you're so stupid.
Step 11: Decide to just eat your noodles. And like, 20 mins later ask yourself again why you're so stupid 'cos you cooked too much and can't finish it.

Step 12: Spend another 20 mins washing up the bowls/chopsticks/pot and cleaning up the kitchen/sink/stove.


Happy cooking people hope you don't burn down the house[:
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Alright anyways today has beennnn ummmmm tiring -.-
Yes
Woke up at 8.51 and tution teacher came at 9.
Damn ><

And I'm like so tired now that it reallyyyy isn't even funny -.-

PSST, Christmas's coming heheheh :D

Okay people go sleep we got school tmr -.-
Blegh
Byebye love y'all [:

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