Omggggggggggg.
I found the funniest things ever.
Off Facebook, THINGS TO DO WHEN YOU'RE BORED IN SCHOOL AND AT WORK
(Just picked out the ones that I liked tho xD)

1. Run across the room, tag someone and say You’re it.
   
   
2. Run to the window, then say, Sorry, I thought I saw the Bat-man sign.
   
   
3. Blurt out chinese waiter talk. SHICKEN FRIE RIE, SEVEN DOLLA
   
   
4. Insist that your e mail address is: Xena-Warrior-Princess@companyname.com
   
   
5. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
   
   
6. Practice your ty-chi. Wave your arms all around like your really know what you are doing. Meditate. Humm as loud as you can and when your teacher says something about it, act all offended. Do you have a problem with my religion, sir ?
   
   
7. Out of nowhere, or when it is quiet, say loud enough for the class to hear When I say heeee-aay, you say hoooo, Heeee-aay and see how many people say ho
   
   
8. If you are a male, start singing Brittany Spears’s Hit me baby one more time complete with raise the roof action.
   
   
9. Finish all your sentences with In accordance with the prophecy.
   
   
10. Tell your children over dinner. Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.
11. UsE RAnDoM cAPiTaliZaTiON iN EvEryTHiNg YOu wrITe.
    
    
12. Follow delivery men around in pure James Bond style, but make it very obvious.
    
    
13. Persistently call your teachers ’sweetcheeks’ and wink at them in front of everyone.
    
    
14. Bring a small cactus to class with you. Raise your hand, and when you’re called on, say that the cactus has a question. Turn and look at the cactus, as if you’re waiting for it to say something. After a few moments, shrug, and wait for your professor to move on. Do this once a day, and become increasingly irritated with the cactus every time, sighing heavily and giving it evil looks when it fails to "speak." When you leave the room after class, start yelling at the cactus, "I can’t believe you embarrassed me AGAIN...."
    
    
15. Get the whole class to show up a few minutes early, and throw a surprise party for your professor. Insist that you can’t start class until he/she has a piece of cake. Keep asking people when the strippers are going to arrive.
    
    
16. Hide somewhere inside the classroom. Wait for your professor to take attendance. Don’t come out when he/she calls your name. Halfway through class, jump out and yell, "Just kidding! I’m here! Fooled you again!" Sit down and be quiet for the rest of class.
    
    
17. Superglue quarters to the floor, count how many people try to pick them up
    
    
18. Stand in front of the class and pretend you are a flight attendent and review the emergency procedures and exits
    
    
19. Name your pen Mr pen talk to him often, cry and go mad if Mr pen commits suicide (falls off the table)
    
    
20. (When you are taking a true false test) Whenever the answer is false stand up, grab your hair with both hands, and scream LIES ALL LIES, sit acting like nothing happend and repeat.
    
    
21. Start having fights with yourself out loud over which one of your personalitys is better. Start to cry and say "I love you both why can't we all just get along" And if you are realy insane have your personalitys hug and make up. Then have all of your personalitys gather round to sing kumbya my lord! (I suggest you do this when it is really quiet in the room it scares more people)
    
    
22. Give your teacher a note that uses improper English and misspelled words. Have the note insisting that you are `the most bestest’ in the class and demand to be moved up.
    
    
23. During a test, tell the teachers `the voices’ are making you cheat
    
    
24. Take out sock puppets and play with them, and occasionally have them grab your classmate’s hair. When the teacher looks, keep the sock on your hand and point to your classmate and tell the teacher that the classmate is attacking you with puppets
    
    
25. If your teacher walks around the room during the test, cover your test and glare at them suspiciously.
    
    
26. Ask to go to the bathroom. Get up and walk into the wall. Furrow your brow, glare at the wall and walk into it again. Smile sheepishly and then walk out the door.
    
    
27. Hold your head and groan, then tell your teacher that your multiple personalities are fighting.
    
    
28. Walk into class and look around confused. Ask where you are, then say “Oh, this is school I thought this was McDonalds
    
    
29. Raise your hand and introduce everyone to your imaginary friend Bob. Then loudly whisper to Bob saying that you hate this class.
    
    
30. Stand up and introduce yourself at the beginning of class (even though everyone knows you). Inform everyone that you have had `the problem’ for three years now. Then act confused and ask if the class is Alcoholics Anonymous.
    
    
31. Tell your teacher there is a disturbance against the Force
    
    
32. Write `Gullible’ on a piece of paper. Tape that piece of paper to the floor, ceiling, or chalkboard. Then tell everyone there is gullible written on the ___(floor ceiling or chalkboard). If they don’t believe you point, then say `Made you look ’
    
    
33. If someone speaks over the intercom, curl up in fetal position under your desk and say `It’s the voices again.’
    
    
34. Hum `If your happy and you know it’ loudly then randomly start to cry
    
    
35. Go into class, and then run to the window. Sadly proclaim that your imaginary friend just committed suicide.
    
    
36. Invent an imaginary hamster. Ask everyone if they would like to hold him.
    
    
37. In a creepy voice say to everyone `You will die in seven days’ Act like nothing had happened.
    
    
38. Laugh hysterically and proclaim `You shall all perish Perish I say ’ Act like nothing had happened.
    
    
39. Try to hold a swordfight with rulers.
    
    
40. Ask to go to the bathroom. Get up, run into the wall and pretend to faint. Lay there until someone runs over to help you up, then walk out the door to go to the bathroom.
    
    
41. Create a map of the classroom. Use the map whenever you need to find your seat or a tissue or the pencil sharpener.
    
    
42. Carefully place the tissue box in a certain spot at the beginning of class. In class, scream or gasp and run over to the tissue box, acting like it was moved. Carefully fix it.
    
    
43. Repeat.
    
    
44. Like, say `like,’ like, a lot…like
    
    
45. Dress up as the Phantom of the Opera or Dracula or other cape wearing people. Swish your cape.
    
    
46. A lot.
    
    
47. Whenever the bell rings or an ambulance/police car passes, yell about the pigs coming to get you, and run out of the classroom.

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Hilarious right/?
RIGHT???

Okay nevermind -.-
Macs for brunch today!! :D
Yaye xD

Then went to Carrefour to buy supplies and groceries and the brownie stuff -.-
I kept calling Diwen's house and no one picked uppppppp!!
DIWENNN!!!!! ><
And last resort was to call Aaron to get thru to Morgan
And guess how many boxes she said.
60.
I freaked out-.-
But in the end they only had 4 so I took 4 -.-
xD
nvmmmmm.
AND AND AND I BOUGHT MY COCO ^^
IN. YOUR. FACE, CLARA. THE. SANDMAN. WHO. TEMPTED. ME. ABOUT. SHOPPING. AND A WHOLE WALK-IN CUPBOARD FULL OF DESIGNERS/VINTAGE/ACCESSORIES.
GAHHH!!!!!
Anywaysss I asked my dad about the Shanghai shopping thing and he seemed pretty okay with it :D
But he said to ask my mom sooo..... damn -.-
Yepp.
Need to convince her somehow -.-

Anyways i'm like super super super super super super super high now:D
Larry's scared xD
But its nice messing around with him ahahahaha

And last night omggg -.-
I have no idea but I was like... running away from Clara or something -.-
In MSN luh duh -.-

Me: Oh look..... An ant.....
Clara: Oh hi ant. How big are you?
Me: *runs* Clara: OI!!! COME BACK!!!!!

xDDDD
HAHAHAH
Thats how all the adventures begin whoopee xD

Okay I'm back to being high and I sorta' realised that this post makes no sense xDDD HAHAHAH BTW PEOPLE PARTAYE IS SPELLED WITH THE E KKKK!
Psshhh.
xDDD
In fact, everything is spelled with an E at the back xD
SARAHEEEEE XDDD
LARRYE
PARTAYE!!!!!!
XD

Okay I have no idea why I'm even so high
But if anyone upsets me now, I'd be pretty darned pissed-.-

And and and and and and and and
Oh yeaaa
I miss living with a huge familyyyy :/
Like that time when G they all came over :/
Sureee, its really troublesome and hard to move around since theres so many people
But its freaking fun.
You come back from school and you see your cousins again and then you start to partaye and have fun and everything again
and then G'll always be there to bitch around with me xD
HAHAHAHA
And then theres so many people to Wii with
And its really hilarious to be talking to Kenneth on MSN when he's just right below us
And its always noisy and fun and all :/
Ahhh you people better come back soon lah!!!!!!!
PFFFT!!!!!!

Oh yes, and Yeye fell down yesterday :/
Hurt his head..
And had a major brain operation..
Omggggggggg.
Almost cried when i knew kkkkk.
I wanna' go back now and see him luh ><
Stuff always happens when we're not back in SG..
Like the other time when we were in Beijing............
I just hope he gets well sooooooon... and recovers properly ><
Ahhhh Wanyi come online quick and talk to me kay ><

Mmm yepp.
Okay not high now -.-
And headache -.-
Pssh.
I miss G, Wanyi, Ang, and so many people now -.-
Gahhhhhh.

K Irene Ng Qian Ning concentrate on CTs for next week [:
Good luck, yes [:
And good luck to Jo Rick and who ever else who's having tests still [:

Oh and I feel like singing now :D
HAHAHAHHAAH i remember me and G's completely out-of-tune 'FALL FOR YOU' XDDDDD
AHAHHAHHA
This is making me miss her more.
OMGGG YOU PEOPLE COME BACK LAH -.-
GERLAI YOU CAN HAVE THE BLANKET AND 3/4 OF THE BED JUST COME BACK K -.-

Okay before I talk anymore crap, and you poor people have to listen to it, this is it for today xD
byebye everyone :D
<3








THE SUMMERMINT. A HAPPY PLACE TO BE.

(sorry I just HAD to say that xD)
GERLAI I MISS YOU LAH.
Pssh.

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